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this is the last picture of pete p. before he suddenly exploded.
taken by an observation camera at his office ( installed for insurance matters of course ).

pete was only one more overtime hour away from the amount of hours that equal a one-year-holyday, which he planned on spending in the caribbean.In the last 30 years, he had been saving half of each month’s pay-off for this purpose.

the picture in question captures the instant in which pete discovers that the account-system of his company crashed down. thus all data is lost including his 8.760 overtime hours.

eye witnesses reported that he detonated at his desk and was torn into thousands of pieces.

the cleaning lady had to put in a double shift to make pete’s desk ready for his surrogate.



however, pete has left us with one mysterious question: how is it possible that a human body burst apart without explosives?



art, diy,

Recently i noticed how bobble caps have become very popular this winter, even the boss of my company has one. as i started to wonder, what exactly makes people wear hats that make them look like large children, i suddenly found myself creating my very own bobble {its pretty easy}. It was not a real decision, but the complying with a command of some unconscious sort. By the time i accomplished my bobble-making-task it was perfectly clear that i was following the instructions of the bobble itself. But at that point it was much to late, for the bobble had already developed a mouth full of teeth on its own and was whispering: “attach me to your head, i am hungry. Need yummy brains, immediately !”
And so i did. Hence what can i say, i stopped to wonder, i started to wear and look like anyone else in this city brainless and bobbled.

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